Tiger Battle Bikini & Socks Set

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I’ve got just the thing for when your Smart Doll goes out n about hunting for snacks – the heavy armor-clad “Tiger Battle Bikini and Socks Set.”

Just like a real tiger that prefers to hunt at night, this bikini and socks set will provide perfect camouflage where it matters.

As some of you may know, in various Asian cultures, 2022 is the year of the tiger – one of our vendors in Kyushu just happened to have some tiger fabric – so here we are 😉

Sword of Omens, Mr Chicken, and stairs are not included with this set. If you want the rubber chickens then you can get a pack of 15 on Amazonfor less than 20 USD – they actually squeak when you squeeze them.
The Sword ofOmens came with Lion-O. If you want the stairs then you can pay the 1.5 million yen per month that we pay for renting this studio- the price of rent in Tokyo 🙁

Reasons not to buy

1. Just like any print on fabric, the stripes will stretch together with the fabric which may bother some people – check the photos of the socks to see what I mean.

2. Costs nearly six times more than “Freshness Guaranteed Boneless Chicken Breasts Family Pack, 4.7 – 6.25 lb” on Walmart.

3. Will not fit the breasts of a chicken (because they are designed for Smart Doll bewbs up to L size).

4. Is not Finger Lickin’ Good – especially during a pandemic.